Tiffani from Edmonton submits this gem, a facebook message received from a friend's grown son after a weekend visit from him and his mom.
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"Hey...I'm really bad at writin things on time, to much seems to go on or I'mjust too lazy to write on anyone's FB, so here goes. I wanted to thank you for the opportunity to come up and spend time with you (as short as it was), but a wonderful experience none the less. I amvery thankful that my Mom had such a good time and that you are such a good friend to her... Anyhow, on the topic of the weekend, I wish a couple of things and you should be complimented by my admittal of this as I usually am not very social...
1. I wish I was less than 31
2. I wish I knew how to do many crafts
3. I wish I'd known you better
4. I really DID like the bear walk in the woods
5. I would definitiely date you / (make out)
6. It'd be awesome to be with someone my Mom loved. But alas these are dreams, maybe another life. You exemplify everything I would lie to do with my life and cannot for some reason...I guess I'm just on a different path.
John"
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3 comments:
Wow. the least I ask from my unrequited love letters is grammatical correctness. for example. 'to' is not the same as 'too'. nevertheless is one word, douchnozzle. look it up.
i'm sorry. i'm an english teacher in disguise. bad grammar offends me more than awful sentiments.
and by nevertheless i mean nonetheless. same sentiment still applies.
tru dat sask. ur sentiments are 2 tru
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